music, thoughts, and ramblings of a completely contented bicycle mechanic
Sh*t some people say.
the last great question from the tattoo shop for the year 2011 is…………..
Customer: “Oh, Will you tattoo my cat?”
Me: “uumm, I think there is some sort of health code against that, I don’t know it exsatly off the top of my head, but I’m sure its out there.”
Customer: ” Do you know any place that does?”
Me: “No, may I ask what and or why you would like to tattoo your cat?”
Customer: “She keeps peeing on the floor by the door. I was thinking a tattoo would teach her too go in the litter box.”
Me: “I’m not………… Good luck.”
For those of you out there who may stumble across this, I work as counter help at a tattoo shop in MPLS, I am an honest man, the things I post are not quite verbatim but its pretty damn close.
Weird things people ask me at the tattoo shop
Do you guys deliver?
(no shit, customer asked me this)