Jan
23
(via visualamor)
if you don't stop picking, it will never heal
music, thoughts, and ramblings of a completely contented bicycle mechanic
Jan
3
Sh*t some people say.
the last great question from the tattoo shop for the year 2011 is…………..
Customer: “Oh, Will you tattoo my cat?”
Me: “uumm, I think there is some sort of health code against that, I don’t know it exsatly off the top of my head, but I’m sure its out there.”
Customer: ” Do you know any place that does?”
Me: “No, may I ask what and or why you would like to tattoo your cat?”
Customer: “She keeps peeing on the floor by the door. I was thinking a tattoo would teach her too go in the litter box.”
Me: “I’m not………… Good luck.”
For those of you out there who may stumble across this, I work as counter help at a tattoo shop in MPLS, I am an honest man, the things I post are not quite verbatim but its pretty damn close.
Nov
11
Nov
5
My belly, done by David Dettloff
Nice!
words to live by, just don’t call me bro.
Dang !!! I better check my dogs ass ! Righteous !
I had a feeling religion was a load of shit.
Oct
26
Hands down, this is the best fucking sign in Grand Forks. First of all, the name. “Junk with Spunk” conjures images of “Vols. 1-39” and “All Money Shots Edition”. Well, why not “Spunky Junk in the Trunk”, “Shit Nobody Needs”, or just “Cum on Tits”! “Cummy Tits” would be a great name for a business! I bet it would attract all the right customers, and imagine the TV ads! It wouldn’t even matter what they sold. Ok, and “fun” in quotes. Huh. Like, “Don’t take OUR word for it. Someone ELSE said we were fun!”. Putting adjectives describing your business in quotes screams confidence, guys. And the placement. “‘Fun’ Junk with Spunk”? “Junk with ‘Fun’ Spunk”? Just where do you manage to fit in all this fun?? Lastly, the “hours”. “Open 4 days a month” pretty much speaks for itself. Which fucking four days is it? Do I need to know the owner’s menstrual cycle? Whatever. I don’t even care what’s inside your store, can I buy your sign?
Oct
20
Weird things people ask me at the tattoo shop
Do you guys deliver?
(no shit, customer asked me this)
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